OK so once you have recovered from the lolz of that headline it’s time to get to the serious business of crewing for our ass-spanking new Department of Sanitation!
Lara, the Department of Planning and Infrastructure’s resident “Squeaky Queen” (aka Sanitation Lead and DPI Co-Lead) is seeking a Prince or Princess Poo and a loyal crew of Kennys and Kenriettas to help ensure our 80+ executive thrones around the Paddock are functional, full of water, clean and stocked with paper twice a day.
Flushed with Success
Before you hold your nose - this is actually a privileged roll (geddit!) at Seed - the real dirty business is done by the paid professionals!
As a member of Sanitation Crew you will get:
- hot showers (WTF!)
- 3 prepared meals a day during build and packdown (Holy Sh*t!)
- 1 prepared meal/day + self-serve snacks and food during the event (is this a joke!!?)
- massive kudos and thanks from EVERYONE on the Paddock for helping to deliver the best facilities ever known in a field in the middle of a forest (OK where do I sign up!!)
To live like a KING or QUEEN at Seed all you need to do is twice a day make sure the toilets are clean by removing the empty toilet rolls and random other MOOP, giving the real messy ones a run over, replacing the toilet rolls and restocking the hand sanitiser. POO EASY!!
The Wee Hours
The team needs enough Crew to cover the period 26 September to 4 October, for 2-4 shifts of around 2-3 hours at sunrise and before sunset during the event.
So by gifting a minimum 4 hours of your time to the Cistern Chapels of Burning Seed YOU GET THE KEY TO THE EXECUTIVE WASHROOM!
If you are hot for the trots and keen to get your hands CLEAN (did you see that bit about hot showers!!!?) then contact the Crew Wranglers before they get clogged up with applications (and they will!) - firstname.lastname@example.org
Are You a Number Two?
Are you Number Two material? Lara showed us last year that she knows how to take care of business... her initiative, attention to detail, and incredible hard work made 2015 the cleanest and most hygenic Burning Seed we’ve ever seen - but Lara needs an equally capable 2iC who is ready to be showered with gratitude by the community and train to be Number One in 2017.
If you're keen and think you have what it takes find out more from the crew wranglers at email@example.com haha poo crew wranglers more lolz!! (OK enough now).